(To whoever gets to understand this letter, CONGRATULATIONS!)
The following is a letter found at a certain bar in Manila and have been preserved to its original unedited form. Enjoy reading and you may try to direct translation is Tagalog, Pls. read with feelings……
October 1996,
To Marije
I am not surprise or wonder why Dennis leave you why? What reason can you think about but you’re very fat body. I thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I’m realize that he really can’t not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis say he could not stand you’re habit of making pakialam all his walks (lakad) and always calling to their house what he got home or this or that.
And then he say he get ashame to me either in school or in his family and then asking you to exercise you’re very very, very fat body. But you hate it. Thought you’re the most preetiest girls he knows about. What do you think you are “ Beautiful Girl” of Jose Mari Chan?
Even you are beautiful face ( to your think) you do not have the right to called me whatsoever or else difference name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because I’m never call you names either in the front of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, but if you start already to calling me different name, I don’t have any other choice but to call you other different name to. Like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame to you’re body that is to a BUDING.
You can’t not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I am the more sexier that you when you look to us in the mirror. I’m repeat again that you are like Lozada when she is a girl.
Love,
The sexiest Girl of D.M.
P.S.
You say that I’m the bad breathe but who is Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? And the final is me. There you go
When I first read the letter, the first thing that came to my mind is that I cannot believe that there is an actual person who made this kind of letter (wish that no offense taken). I know, that I have mistakes in constructing sentences, but I cannot imagine myself making a letter full of mistakes.
Even though that this letter was made (let's say) not quite that good, still I am somewhat amazed through the emotion that I felt while reading the letter. Even though that the choice of words is not that appropriate, still I felt the emotion of the writer, that she was angry to Marije, that she was happy and contented that Dennis chose her and some other ideas that our mind can formulate.
Let's say that Copy-Reading will be done with this letter. Copy-Reading involves the upgrading of a certain article into a better form with an organized manner of expressing the thoughts and using correct grammars and other stuffs.
Below is the revised version of the letter. The grammar was correctly written and the appropriate use of words were done. As far as I know, this is the version of the letter which is more appropriate. I am not that professional in this term. This is the revised edition:
October 1996,
To Marije
I am not surprised or astonished that Dennis left you. The reason he left you is your bulky body. At first, I thought that Dennis used me as his toy but later on, I realized that he can't bear to be with you because of your intrusive habit whenever he has a scheduled walk and you always call to his home asking the things he have in them.
He also told me that he got embarrassed to me not only in the school but also in his family. He also asked you to have an exercise, but you hate it. You thought that you're the "Beautiful Girl" Jose Mari Chan is referring to?
Even if you're saying that you have a beautiful complexion, you don't have the rights to call me in other names to insult me because I never called you in that way either if you're with Dennis or not, but since you started insulting me in that way, I have no choice but to call you the way you call me. I will call you the way you look like.
You cannot blame Dennis for choosing me because I am sexier than you even if we compare our reflection in the mirror. You are resembling Lozada when she was a girl.
Love,
The Sexiest Girl of D.M.
P.S.
You said that I have bad breath but between us, whom does Dennis want to kiss? Of course, he will choose me. There you go.
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